"Not All Who Wander Are Lost"
June 2013
DEAR MOM
Don’t give me shit about still playing Pokemon,
you’re on my laptop playing farmville.
It’s been 5 hours.
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
“They’re like, 12”
—The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)
